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It isn’t easy being me. I used to get chastised as a youth because my Mom used to dress me in these really gaudy striped pants…..a fact that
I continue to be reminded about to this very day. “Why blame my parents?” you might ask…well, why not??? Anyway, by the time I had
reached the 3rd grade, I knew that I was a bit different from other kids. For instance, I was the only kid on the block, as well as my family,
that was left handed. I could never handle simple tasks like cutting plastic (nobody explained that there are right and left handed scissors),
or open cans w/ a manual can opener. For some strange reason, I decided to be different w/ my name, & called myself “Mot Kcorb” at some
point.
Fast forwarding to the advent of the electronic age, I needed to become somewhat technologically proficient, which meant obtaining an e-mail
address. However, all of my nicknames were already taken by someone else (the printable ones anyway). Thus, I couldn’t be Brocky,
Brocker, Brockster, Tbrock, etc. At this moment, I knew I had to revert to “motkcorb” as nobody else would come up with such a bizarre,
cockamamie screen name. At first it was kinda cute. But as my business grew and I spent more time in the office in front of a computer
screen, it became a curse!! Imagine spelling your name backwords for people who need my e-mail information 3-4/day. It’s definitely
backasswords*!!
Well, here I am again trying to develop a personal website. A realtor in Colorado has the “Tom Brock” domain name, my business is called
the Image Renewal Service, Inc, but I run most of my business through Geiger. Since you’re already e-mailing to mot kcorb, why not make
that your web site of choice when choosing promotional items. As much as I like to poke fun at myself, I do take my work seriously.
So, enjoy the web site. And even if you don’t find the perfect item here, at least you can say that you learned something new today!
* Backasswords is assbackwards assbackwords. Think about it…..
I continue to be reminded about to this very day. “Why blame my parents?” you might ask…well, why not??? Anyway, by the time I had
reached the 3rd grade, I knew that I was a bit different from other kids. For instance, I was the only kid on the block, as well as my family,
that was left handed. I could never handle simple tasks like cutting plastic (nobody explained that there are right and left handed scissors),
or open cans w/ a manual can opener. For some strange reason, I decided to be different w/ my name, & called myself “Mot Kcorb” at some
point.
Fast forwarding to the advent of the electronic age, I needed to become somewhat technologically proficient, which meant obtaining an e-mail
address. However, all of my nicknames were already taken by someone else (the printable ones anyway). Thus, I couldn’t be Brocky,
Brocker, Brockster, Tbrock, etc. At this moment, I knew I had to revert to “motkcorb” as nobody else would come up with such a bizarre,
cockamamie screen name. At first it was kinda cute. But as my business grew and I spent more time in the office in front of a computer
screen, it became a curse!! Imagine spelling your name backwords for people who need my e-mail information 3-4/day. It’s definitely
backasswords*!!
Well, here I am again trying to develop a personal website. A realtor in Colorado has the “Tom Brock” domain name, my business is called
the Image Renewal Service, Inc, but I run most of my business through Geiger. Since you’re already e-mailing to mot kcorb, why not make
that your web site of choice when choosing promotional items. As much as I like to poke fun at myself, I do take my work seriously.
So, enjoy the web site. And even if you don’t find the perfect item here, at least you can say that you learned something new today!
* Backasswords is assbackwards assbackwords. Think about it…..
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